What does an author visit, boogers, and John Wick all have in common?

Read on to find out. About a month ago, I shared how my daughter captivated an audience with a tale about a star stealing ogre, a rap-battling prince, and a quest to save bedtime. The story is called Ferdinand & the Stars in a Jar, and we co-authored it together. Her experience, and my blogging about it, led to a guest author opportunity at her elementary school last Friday.

It was a lot of fun.

After introducing myself to the 4th graders, I shared a joke my 4th grade teacher told me. Let’s just say the joke involved a lady on a bus, a couple of wacky characters, and a booger. Enough to get the kids laughing and to make them receptive to what I had to say. From there, I talked about how writers are simply day-dreamers, and that if they can day-dream, they can write a story. I transitioned into the three main ingredients of story–character, setting, and plot–and called on kids to answer my questions. I concluded by inviting my daughter up on stage, and together we read our story Ferdinand & the Stars in a Jar. The kids laughed at all the right moments. The adults, too. And I left beaming with pride knowing my daughter will always remember the day her author daddy visited her school.

But the goodness didn’t end there. When I got home later that day, my daughter had a gift for me. Her class wrote thank you cards. We enjoyed reading everyone’s appreciation of my visit, chuckling when one kid called me Mike Douglas, another Mrs. Douglas–and a third said I was the Surfside Book Man. I’ll cherish their cards for years to come, even the one who called me a woman.

Finally, I’ll end with a funny moment that occurred as I was leaving the school. A kid asked me if I was an actor. I told him I wasn’t, and he narrowed his eyes and said, “Are you sure? Because I swear you’re the guy who played John Wick.” Hmmm…

Sorry, dude, I’m not Keanu Reeves. But I am a huge fan of his movies. And on second thought, what the heck is a 4th grader doing watching John Wick movies? Double hmmm… Ah well, that’s not for me to decide.  All in all, it was a great author visit, made even more memorable because I got to enjoy the experience with my wonderful daughter.

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What do you get when authors, readers, food, and storytelling combine?

A good time, that’s what. Holy cow! Countless people converged on the City Arts Cooperative Saturday to buy their copies of Adventures in the Arcane, Volume II. Readers were treated to food and beverages, as well as excerpt readings from all the authors present. Readers were also able to purchase the authors’ additional novels, comics and artwork. I sold quite a few additional books, especially after I read the introduction to Curse of the Conquistador–which you can check out on my short stories page here on this very website. Warning! You’ll be left with a cliffhanger and will end up buying Adventures in the Arcane, Volume II in order to find out what happens to Maddie and her adventure inside her dad’s museum.

Anyway, I had an awesome time with my fellow authors. After the book event, we ended up going out for pizza and beer, fellowship and laughs. I feel blessed to be included in such an amazing anthology along such talented people. At the pizza joint, there was even an art show going on. A lot of people out there call me an artist, being a writer an all, but I never think of myself in that way. I’m simply trying to entertain people through story, and hope to one day make enough money to write more than I currently do. The artwork on display was quite impressive. I tend to not really get art–I’m a fairly simple guy, ask my wife–but I appreciate it nonetheless.

If you couldn’t make it, or live far away as I know some of you do, then check out the pictures from the event. My next novel, Medical MECH, debuts in September…so expect more news on upcoming book events this fall. Plus, there’s Creative Con to consider. Great stuff on the horizon.

Eight hundred kids. One author. And one cussing parrot.

Today I spoke to over 800 kids about my books and the process of writing. I had an awesome time, and the kids seemed to enjoy my stories and corny jokes. I began by talking about a cussing parrot (don’t shoot me, I didn’t say a single cuss word). But my tale hooked the kids from the start. From there, I talked about the three elements of great storytelling–character, setting, and plot–and I shared how I was inspired to write my first novel, The Prophet of the Dragon. I also talked about my latest novel, The Hero’s Ballad.

Afterward, I read an excerpt from a story soon-to-be-published called Curse of the Conquistador. The story will appear in The Syndicate’s Adventures in the Arcane, Volume 2. Anyway, I’m excited to announce that the kids were in the palm of my hand as I read the story. To say they loved it would be an understatement. I was even approached afterward by teachers and the principal, who were impressed by how even the at-risk students were enthralled. The librarians said they hadn’t seen a more engaging author visit, which uplifted my spirits. I thoroughly believe I’m on the right track to writing that story, the one agents want to represent and publishers want to buy. It may still be years in the making, but I’ll keep slogging along with the hope that it’s possible.

To end, I autographed books. And that’s probably an author’s favorite part: a copy of your book in a reader’s hand. What a day! I’m exhausted and my voice is nearly gone, but it was worth it. I love talking about stories.